Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Color is “Malibu Sands”

I’m obsessed with gray and yellow as a color palette. But I’m also obsessed with the idea of Zack Morris and Stacey Corosi living happily ever after with the corpse of Kelly Kapowski buried in their sandy beach-hut backyard, so maybe you shouldn’t pay much attention to my opinions.


Monday, August 16, 2010

Owl Yeah

You’re probably thinking to yourself, there’s no possible way this could get any more adorable, but that’s where you’re wrong. If I owned it, I’d add a conversation bubble that says, “Whooo gives a fuck?” See? Cussing = The Cutest.


Thursday, August 12, 2010

Porcelame

This may not look like much, but it’s $650 worth of hand-painted porcelain strawberries which when converted into yen is still fucking stupid.


Anthropomorph-fucked

Weeeee. These stickers make all the stupid crap in your house super fun. Let’s just say it’s going to be pretty hard to potty train your kids after they lift the toilet lid to confront a sharp toothed monster mouth. But your wee one’s bed wetting will be the least of your problems in the boudoir when your lover lifts up the covers to find the bug-eye-forced-grin face on your pee parts. When he / she ask you what that is, just tell them “AIDs.”

Be sure to check out all of the awesome user photos on the Think Geek site.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Flip Off the Old Block

This is what I’m in right now. Well, this and a horse tranquilizer-induced stupor. And a pleather catsuit. And the middle of mediocre issue of Highlights.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Toe Up

A place to store your shoes that looks like feet. Guess what? I already have two. Three, actually, if you count my five-toed vaginal nub.

Pret-a-Poor-Taste

Just in time for the recession’s double dip, it’s the Marc by Marc Jacobs tape measure. It’s for fashionable folks forced from their useless white-collar chair warming into more hands-on fields… like, say, professional measuring. Of course, it’s Marc by Marc Jacobs, so, a pret-a-measure as opposed to runway fashion. But the way things are going lately, it will probably have to do. Still, at $58 a pop (now marked down to $29), I’d think it would be able to do something really special. Like measure how retarded it is.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Bird to the Wise

Isn’t it weird how you can hate something in real life, but love it as art, objects and pictures? That’s pretty much the philosophy behind Facebook, no?

Early Bird Pendant Light, $180

Metall-Ick

This chair reminds me of an American Apparel ad were waif boners and mom butts are thinly clothed in shimmery spandex. The only difference is, this chair is useful.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Puzzled

This is carpet for people that have nothing better to do than sit around and piece shit together. I, on the other hand, have farts to sniff.

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