Tuesday, October 19, 2010

When Life Gives You Blahs, Read Design Blahg

I’m home sick with the most swollen throat that ever swolled and pretty much no voice, so therefore I can’t shout from the rooftops about the radassery (bigger and better than radness OR badassery) of being featured on Design Blahg’s Where I Blahg today.

Luckily, I can type it from the rooftops with extra force in my keyboardin’ fingers. Only problem is that every time I cough my ass slides closer to the edge of the roof, and my Sexy Sickness Lingerie keeps getting snagged by the shingles. Not the ones on the roof… my whole body is covered in open sores. BUT I DIGRESS.

Go look at my bedroom (ROWR!) and then spend the rest of your day reading Design Blahg and watching Roseanne marathons on TBS. I know I will!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Thanks for Nothing, No Seriously

Recently our dear friend Robin from Room Fu was asked to compile her top-10 list of design blogs for blogs.com. Wait. Hold your damn link clicking horses. I ain’t done yet. BHG isn’t on the list. I know, I know. We had our acceptance speeches and nip-slip prone dresses all ready to go. But before we spitefully blew up her house and unfriended her on facebook we read the rest of Robin’s post and discovered we got an even more awesome shout-out anyways. So our sincere thanks to Room Fu for the love and for recognizing that we’re not top-10, we’re just 10s.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Bright Lights, Big Kitty

Remember Choose Your Own Adventure books? Me, too, but that has nothing to do with this post. This post has to do with those books where you’d look for certain stuff from a list and then circle it in the picture. I can’t remember what they were called, so let’s call them Choose Your Own Adventure books. Moving on…

I’d like you to choose an adventure called Tiger River. Can you find it?

Those real live cats were thrown in to confuse you, dumbass. Did it work? If you circled this:

Then you lose! Even though you’re correct, Judy Paul’s Tiger River showed up on MY doorstep and not yours, so I’m the only winner in the equation. And any of you losers pointing out that I’ve posted about this before? Well, double awesome gets double post, so you can kindly burn in Hell.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Lived Crappily Ever After

9780811866880_normOnce upon a time there was a beautiful, obscene princess named Tracy Sunrize Johnson who used her magical computer to explore the world that exists outside of her hangover. One day, while trolling the pits of internet Hell, she fell in e-love with an evil witch named Krista. The obscene princess and the witch formed a co-dependent friendship that involved much Scratching of Each Other’s Backs.

Tracy Sunrize Johnson sent her new life partner a care package (including a love letter of epic proportions, with sentiments like Picture 4“You thought this day would never come, but who feels like a fucking jerk now?” and “Hope you’re well, or at least avoiding the swine flu/clap.”) filled with books for their as-yet-unborn children, and Krista the Evil Witch told her faithful readership about the awesomeness of said books, and also of Tracy’s Mad Magical Design And Et Cetera Skillz.

Then one day, Evil Witch Krista got tired of typing in fairy tale format, and instead decided to just post pictures of her cats reading and/or eating the books. So, that’s this part.

Here is three-legged Mae Crashenburn, learning how to slice you up with her words instead of just her claws by reading  L is for Lollygag.

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And here is fifteen-pound fatty Ruby A-Go-Go eating the cuteness of  The Kittens of Boxville, because she’s also kind of Jordan Cat-alano. (She can’t read, dig?).

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And then this is the end. The End.

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