To turn this lamp on, you just shake it’s hand. So, basically, it’s you in lamp form.
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Friday, June 22, 2012
When you become a DIY master, you can actually craft your own Anorexia.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Turns out for years we’ve been misspelling Donald Dick.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Well, kids, now that Michael Jackson’s dead, you’ll need to buy this sofa if you want velvety soft hands to cup your ass.
Monday, June 4, 2012
I was looking for a rug on Etsy when I heard the terrible news. RIP, Cookie Monster. It turns out the real monster was *dramatic pause* us. In other news, Soylent Green is made from people.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Slicey the Pig is an abomination to animalkind. Has the designer no decency? No respect for Mother Nature and her infinite miracles? Slicey is little more than a flagrant slap in the snout to swine across the globe. I’ll say it one time and one time only: it’s completely irrational – nay, unnatural – for a pig to have moose knuckle.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
In the all-gum version of Star Wars, Chewbacca was played by a very small man named… Peter Maychew.
Worse joke than my last post? Hard to say, dickbags. Hard to say.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
My inner child says I definitely need a T-Rex Radiator. My inner asteroid says I should probably stop eating things that fall out of space. I mean, who knows if they are gluten-free?
Monday, April 16, 2012
The only thing cooler than this Bite Me Bottle Opener is this guy’s gratuitous moose knuckle.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Pre-live your zombie apocalypse fantasies with this insanely life-like zombie head trophy. The only thing grosser is the fact that somewhere some guy is shooting this thing in the head…with his masturbation juice. Men. They just can’t help themselves.