The great thing about this pixelated fire is that it will be conveniently located in the fireplace when I burn it to the ground. I’m all for gratuitousness. So long as said gratuitousness involves violence and nudity. I love you, Game of Thrones.
The only problem with this Paper VooDoo notepad is it only comes with 60 sheets…and there are currently 7 billion people on Earth. To which a 90s Female Comic would say, “7 billion people on Earth?!? And I can’t find a date?!? *Taps boobs.* Hello, are these things on?”
You know that saying, “You eat with your eyes first”? Yeah, that’s almost as stupid as these fucking Chopsticks Glasses. Don’t bother wearing them to your local cockroach- and PostModern Art Major-infested General Tso’s Chow Town or Fit to Be Thai’d. It’s a waste of time when I have your fortune cookie right here.
You’re a Star Wars fan, but the wife isn’t. No, she’s not a Trekkie. It’s worse. She’s a cat person. But this needn’t end in divorce thanks to the AT-AT Cat Condo. It’s a thing that exists and it will go perfectly with that cat Ewok costume you got Fluffy last Christmas. You know what else you should pick up? Some Dermabond Advanced because I don’t know when and I don’t know how, but that cat is going to scratch your face off. For real, yo.
If you don’t like a song that’s playing in your office, all you have to do is throw something at this poster and it’ll skip the track. Oddly, I’ve been employing this technique at concerts for years and the only thing that’s it’s gotten me is a handful of assault charges.
[Badder Homes and Gardens] had me laughing uproariously, and totally wishing I could say half of what they say. Be forewarned that if you are offended by cursing... then take my advice and forget I even mentioned it. But if you like your snark pretty offensive with a little dash of design, read it and weep.
Badder Homes and Gardens is maintained by three whip-smart Texas gals [who have] a great collective eye for clever art and design, and a knack for describing beauty with bathroom humor, which is no easy feat.
The stereotype of the good housewife is old. Enter Badder Homes and Gardens. Their tips are more likely to make life hilarious than to get you a parent of the year award. If you’ve ever gotten nauseous watching Martha Stewart, then this delightfully sarcastic—yet still useful—site is for you.