Thursday, October 6, 2011

Lil’ Fuckers: The Weiner’s Circle

After reading the front of this card, I’m really, really, really glad it’s a boy.

 

 

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Doughnut Holes

The description for Breakfast in Bed begins, “This is a print from the wood series…” Uh, yeah, I think that goes without saying.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

German Sausage is the Wurst


Artist Peter Lenk made this sculpture of Kai Diekmann (heh), who’s the editor-in-chief of a German magazine called Bild. Um, embarrassing! No self-respecting businessman should ever allow himself to be depicted in loafers WITHOUT THE PENNIES. It makes you look poor, and poor people totally can’t afford to get their balls waxed.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The Beaver. Damn.

Jamie McCartney’s vagina sculpture is supposed to be provocative, but I find it kind of sterile. And by that I mean I know for a fact that trying to covertly impregnate these vajays is an exercise in futility. Although it almost took in Gapey McCaveDweller in row one, column eight. Close it up, wide load! I can see who you had for breakfast!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Pound Puppies

Be really careful if you use this humping dog soap to wash your kid’s mouth out. It’s a slippery slope from tough love to ruff love, naw meen?

Friday, January 28, 2011

Anties in your Panties

This wallpaper pattern is called Dick Picnic. Cute name, but not really a new concept. I’ve been on a million dick picnics in my life… but then again, I’m kind of a smorgaswhore.

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via Jamie Derringer’s Tweety fingers

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Breast Buy

This nipple fridge magnet is a good reminder that you’re out of milk.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Tune In Tokyo

I don’t want to stare, but I can’t help it. I showed this to a fellow at the office and he said, “her hips look weird…its like the artist tried to slim her up a little and it ended up looking a little off.” How he took his eyes off those hypnotic nips is beyond me…

Mancomb-Seepwood, DeviantART

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Don’t Ask, Don’t…Well, Hello

The ladies of BHG have been in violation of the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy for years now. You didn’t ask, we told…about our squiggy ovaries, overflowing periods, bathroom malfunctions…and then there are the puns. But enough about us, in celebration of this win for human rights, let’s just stare at this guy’s wiener.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Barfing Up the Wrong Tree

There’s only one thing standing between you and some really festive vomit. And it’s not your boyfriend’s uvula-tickling glitter-topped Christmas Day erection. It’s Oreo and Cheez-It holiday bark. It may be delicious, but it’s this sort of reckless dessert making that extincted the dinosaurs.

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