This incredibly realistic leopard stair runner is a great way to teach your kids fun leopard facts. For example, leopards are the best climbers of all the big cats, they begin learning to climb trees at 3 to 4 months old and they can easily drape around the branches because they’re flimsy goo-filled skin sacks born completely devoid of organs or bones.
Okay, I just realized that Pink Flokati Rugs exist and I’m not going to lie, there are tingles in my underpants.
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This doormat is like a statement t-shirt for your house. It’s says, “Hey, isn’t this funny? I didn’t think of it at all. But I think it’s funny therefore I must be funny. Pull my finger.”
Girl, get out of my dreams and into your picnic pants. Then get back out of them picnic pants because nothing gets me hotter than a lap full of crumbs. Get a pair and turn your snatch into snack station. After “in my bed when I’m still drinking at 4AM” and “in front of the TV while I cry, alone,” this is my new favorite place to eat!
Look what the ding-a-lings at FLOR did. They give you the idea and know-how to cut a regular-shaped rug into an animal-shaped rug. They remind me of every single girl at Senior Prom — giving that shit away for free.
I always thought a Manhole Cushion was a urethra pillow, but I guess I missed a memo or something.
I can’t wait to wrap my kitty cat up in this adorable bear skin rug. She’s been pretty chilly ever since I skinned her for our cat skin rug.
Is it trashy that I kind of want a plastic rug for my living room to save the floors from cat puke? I mean, I have plastic boobs to save my ego from man puke and I’m wearing plastic underwear to save my pants from vagina puke (that’s what I call tinkles), so maybe plastic could be my “thing.” Like how your thing is “malodorous oral thrush and wacky message t-shirts.”
It’s not fair that a couch with a built-in rug gets tons of accolades while my cooch with a built-in rug just gets tons of ingrowns.
What would you say if I told you you could get a free ride on some hipster’s rug that doesn’t end with a bulk order from crabshampoo.com? No, no. Don’t tell me. I just remembered I don’t give a fuck.
