Wednesday, December 7, 2011

FLORed

Look what the ding-a-lings at FLOR did. They give you the idea and know-how to cut a regular-shaped rug into an animal-shaped rug. They remind me of every single girl at Senior Prom — giving that shit away for free.

 

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

A Little Cush For Your Tush

I always thought a Manhole Cushion was a urethra pillow, but I guess I missed a memo or something.

 

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Bitches and Pussies: Cat on a Warm Skin Poof

I can’t wait to wrap my kitty cat up in this adorable bear skin rug. She’s been pretty chilly ever since I skinned her for our cat skin rug.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Graphic/Novel

Is it trashy that I kind of want a plastic rug for my living room to save the floors from cat puke? I mean, I have plastic boobs to save my ego from man puke and I’m wearing plastic underwear to save my pants from vagina puke (that’s what I call tinkles), so maybe plastic could be my “thing.” Like how your thing is “malodorous oral thrush and wacky message t-shirts.”

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Rug Burn

It’s not fair that a couch with a built-in rug gets tons of accolades while my cooch with a built-in rug just gets tons of ingrowns.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Rug Burned

What would you say if I told you you could get a free ride on some hipster’s rug that doesn’t end with a bulk order from crabshampoo.com? No, no. Don’t tell me. I just remembered I don’t give a fuck.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Bad Ass Rug

I’ve never had hemorrhoids, but if I did I’d “upcycle” one into this rug and save myself a couple grand. Do you know how much Preparation H you can buy with that scratch?

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Creep it Under the Rug

We’ve been looking for a new rug for our living room, and I think the Demon Rug might be the ticket. It’s a little bolder than we usually go for, but it should really complement our new toddler-skin ottoman.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

S%ut

Bright colors. Fucked-up faces. It’s like a Ke$ha concert in your living room.

Doce Caras Rug, $349

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

To the Window, To the Wall

I love a good rug. And a good rub. But a tug? Not so much.

via 6th Street Design School

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