A fun, poppy print, “And now let the wild rumpus start” is equally at home in a child’s room or at an orgy. And that’s not something you can say too many things, except, maybe, Pete Townshend, Roman Polanski and the the late Michael Jackson.

This is what I’m in right now. Well, this and a horse tranquilizer-induced stupor. And a pleather catsuit. And the middle of mediocre issue of Highlights.

First in a series – Fart Kiss

Up next – Queef Hug

P.S. We know these guys and they’re awesome minus one. You should buy something. For realzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Screw you, wallpaper. I’m going to do it the way more complicated way – Roller Wall! It’s a patterned roller with paint attached so you can roll your way to better walls!

Please Note: Roller Wall only works in trailers, cellblocks and government housing.

And even though I’m being a jerk, this is a cool idea. I just wish the patterns were less “Reba.”

I do love a cartoon character swimming in pink bubbles with stalactites in the background shooting laser beams. When asked, “What was your inspiration?” the artist replied, “Hallucinogenics mostly.”

via moco loco

This arrow Bible cubby was designed by a Bonar. Pretty impressive, since the only thing your boner ever designed was a map of Hawaii.

via Bookshelf

I have a 3D decal of an escalator at my house. And by “3D decal of an escalator” I mean “actual stairway to Heaven.” And by “stairway to Heaven,” I mean “Slip-N-Slide to Hell.” And by Hell I mean New Jersey, obviously.

I’m violently opposed to kid art, but not at all opposed to cheaply taping shit to the wall. Especially cat turds, snake skins and the occasional Polly Pocket.

Pretty much the only thing worthy of framing my gorgeous mug is a mirror that looks like it’s made of giant diamonds. See, diamonds? You’re not the only thing that’s flawless.

What’s the best thing about this anatomical penis print? Nope, not the gaudy, ornate frame. Not the overt veininess. Not even the awesomely straightforward label declaring it THE PENIS. It’s that the room they show it in couldn’t look more like inside of a vagina if it had an area rug made of pubes. One in the pink, indeed.

via the appropriately named Brian Wood