Badder Homes & Gardens

Sip Up on This, Fart

Nikki — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:12:14 +0000

If you’ve ever suspected that your parents screwed you and your name is longer than five letters, it’s officially official. They did. Krazystraws are personalized straws that can say anything you want under five characters. Silver lining? ALL the four letter words fit. Even ‘pube.’

Lil’ Fuckers: Overtime

Nikki — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 00:11:22 +0000

I love this lamp and it’s available at Land of Nod implying it’s for children which is bollocks if you’re from the UK and bullshit if you’re from the US. This is far too cool for kids. But you know what isn’t? Child labor.

Stuck Up

Nikki — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 01:01:08 +0000

These Thumb Tacks are more fun than a night at the clubs. And likely filled with less pricks.

via Alan “Thunder Dump” McCoy

Full Power

Nikki — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 04:54:50 +0000

My iPhone charger is so boring and dumb. But not for long. Introducing Whooz, one more gimmick-y piece of crap I don’t need, but will probably buy. At first I was like, “Oh wow, $12.95? That’s cheap.” Then I realized it’s just for a sheet of stickers, but then I thought about it some more and realized these are actually useful. Haven’t you ever been near another iPhone or MacTop and thought, “Well fuck, is this my cord?” And now you’ll know, “No, no, this isn’t mine. Mine’s the one with the cinnamon muff.”

Brain Dead

Nikki — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 04:32:19 +0000

It’s a good thing this isn’t life size or, you know, you’d need a microscope to see yours. Oh wait, this isn’t a dick…

The Bitter End

Nikki — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 04:54:34 +0000

If you melted away my outsides you’d find two dusty ovaries and a bottle of Heinz vinegar, but if you melt away this cat candle you’ll find a metal skeleton of amazement…and hopefully tetanus.

I Suc at Nurturing

Krista — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:25:26 +0000

Not at my house, you won’t. For heavens’ sakes, I kill succulents! (That’s a synonym for fetuses.)

Here, buy this pot of false hopes.

Shine On

Nikki — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 00:10:48 +0000

For $425 you can take a pill that will make your doodoo twinkle so it looks like The Real Housewives will have a new spin-off.

via Incredible Things

Yuck

Nikki — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 04:26:58 +0000

These are called wall tears and I suspect it’s because they suck so bad they actually made an inanimate object weep. Hell, even I cried and I’m at least 10% animate. On a good day. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves…

A Dirty Trick

Krista — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 03:05:15 +0000

Looks like I can finally upgrade my bath style from Whore’s to Cowboy. Cowboy Bath lets you scrub dem dirty parts when you’re on the go, like camping, mountain biking and probably also semi-professional backyard mud-wrasslin’. Plus it’s from fucking TEXAS where all amazing things are created. I’ll just leave exhibits A and B right here.